Late last night there was a samoan gathering outside my townhouse! They were screaming ancient voodoo chants and throat flaming monkeys in the air. Thank heavens i read your article warning me about these savages. I was able to put out Samoan repellent outside my house aka large tigers to scare them off. last i checked they were marching in the Westminster City area so be on the look out!
-Concerned Citizen 68
This is some real news right here. I myself have seen similar gatherings, and they seem to be more frequent around the Sunshine Way pond. Can't say James Cortbin is wrong about those indigenous folks' home location.