"I Think My Dog's a Democrat" sweeps nation, liberals run in fear

Bryan Lewis, a country artist, released his song "I Think My Dog's a Democrat" May of last year, and it has been tearing up charts and spreading like wildfire through Facebook ever since. The liberals, terrified, don't know what to make of this cultural phenomenon. The song, which satirizes the Democratic Party, mentions such issues as health care, Benghazi, and welfare. President Obama, who upon its initial release did not make any comments about the song, recently called it the "worst event since 9/11", after its recent wave of popularity, providing no further comment. Is this the beginning of a conservative social media revolution? We will see.