Timothy B. Schmidt voted Time Person of the Year 2017

An inside source for the Westminster Inquirer has reported that the final results of the Time Person of the Year poll are in, and the results are surprising. Timothy B. Schmidt, the bassist and singer who began his illustrious career with Poco, and then moving on to fill in Randy Meisner's role in the Eagles, has officially won, beating out Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and Bashar al-Assad.