Earth: non-living planet or giant turtle?

Our experts certainly seem to think it's a turtle.

Geoterrapinism has been a hot topic recently in the wake of the 2016 Presidential Election. For those who don't know, geoterrapinism, the theory that the Earth is in fact a giant turtle, has been gaining traction in light of recent NASA evidence released that supports the turtle theory. The scientific experts at the Westminster Inquirer previously did not make a statement on the theory, claiming that it "may or may not be true" but as lead researcher Arthur Wilhelm says, the recent NASA evidence "seals the deal" that Earth is in fact a turtle. Our scientists even created a 3D rendering of what the Earth turtle likely looks like. Pro-non living Earthists have been silent recently as slews of evidence supporting the Earth Turtle theory continue to slide through academic journals.