Drumpf reportedly impeached and jailed for being racist, Islamophobic

Donald J. Drumpf has been arrested early this morning by federal prosecutors on 10 counts of racism, 8 counts of sexism, and 3 counts of being Islamophobic.

Let's be honest. We all knew it was coming. The charges came this morning after a slew of questionable comments made by Drumpf throughout the last 2.5 years. After the arrests were made at 3 AM EST, Congress was immediately called into session and voted unanimously to impeach the racist president. The Westminster Inquirer's political experts predicted this event happening shortly after the Drumpf victory last November. We will have more as the story develops.