President Bush revealed to be black teen rather than old white man

He's been fooling us for decades.

This morning it was revealed through an insider source that George Bush may not be who we think he is. The source reportedly hacked into the Bush family documents and unearthed this photograph, showing George Bush in his true form. Bush, who has been fooling us all since his election in 2000, is actually a black teenager. We will have more on this story as it develops. The Westminster Inquirer Science Team is currently figuring out the shape shifting methods of George Bush and will report on that soon.